@grifftomaino: say these for a holiday to remember! #top5 #thanksgiving #politics #religion

Sandultra1 :

“So… who did we vote for?”

IDK :

To show my thanks this year I’m coming out to my homophobic family 🥹🙏

DookieSpookie :

my aunt said "All hail satan" at a Christian dinner

Dennis :

“So… How bout that blue wave”

♥︎ Shinji fazbear♥︎🦖🌟 :

I’m thankful for yams

Iliveinyourwalls :

I'm gonna stand up at thanksgiving dinner and say I'm aroace and genderfluid

🧷Kennedy-BillieStan :

Def saying the God one I'm the only atheist in my whole bloodline yo 😭

✿Chow⁷ :

Im telling everyone I’m pregnant

ted 🐌 :

im so thankful my family doesn't do thanksgiving 🙏

Kit :

*gets promoted to even FURTHER away from the table*

Luke :

This will help, I’ll try using some of these 😊👍❤️‍🩹

Lucid_27 :

WE WILL be using these this year

notmytruth :

Wait Thanksgiving still has relevancy?

osama_didnt_do_it :

“It’s just better if you don’t”

♡J◇ßef_201♡ :

I'm thankful for yams

📝𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚊_𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚂!𝚕𝚕𝚢✏️ :

im coming out to my family as non-binary to a family i dont know is either allies or against lqbtqia+, we risking it this year

Commity ☭ :

“The waves look great and blue around this time of year I’ve heard”

🌟💫Cosmo💫🌟 :

Quickest way for a family argument fr

Bienfait alimasi000 :

Stevan Dawson-Mezzolesta :

the aunt one was TOOOOO REALL

kelc :

genuinely might get thrown off the roof if i said the first one 😭😭

💫🌀KING KITTAN🌀💫 :

Part 4 you say?

user558852669550 :

I'm thankful for data centers

Noxxy :

📼🎸reeses_pieces🪩🎧 :

that first one cant happen we literally bless the food and pray beforehand I fear id get smacked 😭