@the.hormone.hood: 73 days. No call, no text, no warning. Then she strolls in on a random Tuesday like we're on good terms. 🙄 Perimenopause means never knowing if you're late, done, or about to ruin your favorite pants. What's your longest gap so far? 👇 #perimenopause #perimenopausesymptoms #perimenopausehumor #irregularperiods #hormones