@devinfeltman: It’s definitely something for a resumé 💩 #ibs #lolz

beastmoe :

And a weakness?

❌ Kappo Ardeum ❌ :

In other words, I will be pooping on company time.

PoopyShoop :

For real. How strict is your restroom policy?

Isabelle🎐🕊 🌧 :

Pretty sure I shit at every job I ever had

Jj C175 :

Just let um know right off the bat so there won't be any issues later

isarault :

Throw some Crohn’s in there and you’re hired!

C L A I R E :

I was participating in jury duty and this was someone’s exact reasoning that they should be exempt. ☠️

Dillon :

Wow same

bobby d :

sensitive subject

$teph :

So real 😭😭😭

Shinobi Smoke :

tiktok is targeting me

mommalove🖤 :

I put this in my interviews

badinterview :

HR here. same bro. I also sneeze in threes like an old man.

Sixxduece :

My office chair needs to be a toilet 🚽

EmmyJ :

I’ll need FMLA in a year

kolacat :

So what your saying is you're really good at pooping

LaciLuLu :

I need an immodium platinum membership at this point

Steffan :

lindseyann11 :

I got a job in gastroenterology and my friend asked if I told them I have IBS during the interview and if that's why I got the job. like wtf no I did not tell my boss I have IBS during my interview 😂😂😂 but I do have no filter so it is actually something I would do

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Maya ♥ :

I told them I had Crohn’s disease… they didn’t hire me 🤣

Michael Romanazzi :

G :

Great first date conversation

ambi :

me at my DOT physical 🥰

Kaitlyn :

Me rn on the toilet at work

lisasweatshirt :

Whooooa let’s get to know each other a bit