@capt.carterbrown: My submission for the 2026 Darwin Award

Capt. Carter Brown :

Not my son!😂 I’m a bear viewing guide in Alaska and this was one of my clients!

Doaf :

Are you crazy bro

joelle 𓂀 :

Damn, captain. You're handsome

eelyakjoyner :

Why is no one talking about the water

`· . ౨ৎ :

i want you..

catherine :

😳 I thought that was your dog

mortifeyed :

Whatever you say captain

user5787575865742277 :

How do I book a tour with you for tonight? Hehe I’m jk

Janeth :

If my husband sent me something like this I would have to suffocate him 😂😭😭

maddox.132 :

Cool shit I’ll do with my son one day

cameron :

i have fomo

:

He’s just sittin there crunchin toes 😭 what’s his problem

llliiilllyyy3333 :

where do i book a tour to see you

Pam-Ela :

The Darwin Award submission has crucified me [Tears of joy]

Tay :

Might need to book a solo tour

M_jollyllama :

That’s actually awesome!

676239100381932a :

Me next

sophie✩ :

AW that is so surreal

ASH :

Lexi :

I’m scared

nox:the:mal :

cxtime :

what is that

Selma Carr :

Martha Palacios :

This is the best video ever

Bored~At~Pickup :

That’s cool and crazy!! 🐻