@davecolumbo: Replying to @Zelda Emilia the pen is mighter than the President

jenn 🆘🇺🇸💙 :

Sharpie responded and said there is no exclusive pen. He made it up. 😂

Jarod :

It's one pen Michael. What could it cost? $1000?

Stella :

ah, the old I Have a Pen speech

Reemyx :

five minutes. he rambled about pens for FIVE. MINUTES.

lpoppele :

You were WAY too coherent!!!!

🔥JVJ Design🔥 :

I, also, love myself economically

LavenderMenace :

you performed this so well I almost had an singular clue of what the actual hell he was talking about

Jared Poulter :

I was sitting here thinking, "This can't be Trump. He hasn't mentioned Biden ye...oh there it is. "

snowboarding76 :

StoryTimeToriTime :

Great actors can take terrible writing and make it sound amazing

Wondering Wolf :

I genuinely think this is how trump imagines he speaks out loud...

jesstagirl75 :

When my middle school students have to write a 500 word essay on a pen.

Emohtanonnahs :

I don’t know if they give Emmy’s for TikToks but you’re clearly the front runner.

Nickennoodle :

Honestly, it made more sense when YOU said it.

UnderTheDeskNews :

Some of your best work 👏😂

Longdoglvr23 :

Dude, you almost made him sound understandable thank you for actually pronouncing everything correctly and pausing. You did a fantastic job.

CineMason | Filmmaker :

and my parents voted for him... TWICE!!

Applin :

we're not even 2 sentences in and i'm alreasy lost

🇨🇦 Heather🇨🇦 :

This dude is making Trump sound WAY more coherent than he did when he said it.

sherrylovett4 :

This is great! Is the whole thing verbatim?

Nadia😈🔥♏️ :

I need "I love myself… economically" on a tshirt😭😂

Glitterb0mb :

😭😭😭 I thought this was a joke, it’s verbatim!

Pattie Dunne :

This is the bad place

Charles the II of Spain :

"I love myself....economically"