@youthpastorryan: The World Stone Skimming Championships is a real thing about skipping stones and it’s wild! Side note I haven’t seen Harry Potter but I think I used the reference right?

Krispy :

In America, muggles are referred to as No-Maj’s.

TrashBunny 🐇 :

A Hp reference? Disappointing 😭

Lisa :

ok, but do the stones have to come from that pond or do is there a skipping stone department at the sporting goods store that I've missed?

Froggie937 :

This is definitely on ESPN 8 The Ocho

Blanco Bronco :

He cast "torn rotatorus cufficus"

mrgeronimojeff :

Ronald Weasley!

Jon :

After review, the SCP Foundation has decided that this is an extremely mild anomaly, and will not be dispatching an MTF at this time.

Chloe :

Hagrid would be impressed

Mallory 🇨🇦 :

since Chuck Norris's passing the law of physics is broken

IcarusFalleη.FLAC :

you should look up the mark rober rock skipping robot 🤖

KristinaDavidOfOz :

I can’t even throw a paper airplane without it crash landing straight down into the ground immediately after liftoff! I’m never getting my letter from Hogwarts, am I? 😢

Harry Potter :

Dear sir, we do not tell the muggles there’s such a thing as MAGIC 🤫 state of secrecy

tiktoklovesscammers :

I've thrown one rock in my entire life that skipped similarly and I knew at that point that I'd never be able to do it again.

BalisticLeo :

damm that went far.

Kai :

Damm

patch524 :

I'm not skipping stones to my full potential 😭

Jon :

Fortunately, this feature is close enough to consensus normality that it shouldn't invoke a Paradox penalty.

crayon-scented-serotonin :

How was this not on ESPN during covid? 🪨

~*Ocean*~ :

Ain’t no way this shows up WHILE I have Harry Potter in the background

John Locke (Lost version) :

Jessyca :

Jennifer Lee :

Would have been funnier with if you said philosopher 😂

😈Happy Hatter🎩🫖☕️ :

you did use it correctly 🥰 and this is wild!!

Criscool :

Witchcraft!!!!!!!!