@medbal.l: Bank of America. #larp #GymTok #finance #job #pipeline

I love scrolling 4ever :

“I work at JP Morgan” -teller at a chase branch

JJ :

they pay their tellers so well though

Puneet :

underwater ceramics technician

RedlightVisitor :

As a banker as soon as I heard the job title, I already knew 😂

matty.slick :

“As someone who works for a Fortune 500 company…”

joonas :

Same as the people who say they work in high finance and whole time it’s H.R at JP Morgan

random random username :

same with software engineers who work at these banks, like nobody cares bro unless it's capital one or Bloomberg

EngAero314 :

One of my friends is a welder for Lockheed Martin 😭

whojew123 :

“I work at BofA wealth management” aka Merrill lynch or ig just Merrill now.

So.Basically.Im.Monkey :

Executive marketing promoter for a fortune 500 company

MoralOrel777 :

Slight correction, BofA headquarters is in Charlotte.

Kyle :

Had a guy who works as a sales rep at T-Mobile say he works at one of the biggest telecommunication companies in the world, and gets to talk to clients all day and make great connections 😭.

Sean :

They eliminated the teller position post covid. He’s probably a universal banker where they handle both teller and banking responsibilities

Jack M 16 :

HQ not even in manhattan tho

jordan mills :

Brother genius he's going places

troygraaff :

acidic.a :

this applies to all roles in financial services ngl … “client services” ALWAYS means teller/phone rep

Josh :

Under water ceramic technician - dish washer at Arby’s

Cheaterpyro :

If anyone says they’re in wealth, ask if it’s high networth or ultra high net worth. If not either then u might have branch warlord on ur hands

Connorhea :

Its like pretending your walmart job is cool because Walmart is a big company

Lufan Roserie :

bro my job is retail product specialist. what u think i do

oscar :

"I work in Private Equity" and it’s just investor relations

Emmanuel | YourFavoriteTechBro :

I used to do the reverse of this when I was a lead engineer at Walmart

acidic.a :

also this is 99% of people on LinkedIn

x.bait21 :

The Minecraft music 😭