@reddit22888: AT CHRISTMAS, MY SISTER FOUND OUT I WAS A MULTIMILLIONAIRE WORTH SOME. "CONGRATULATIONS." INSTEAD, THEY DEMANDED, "GIVE IT TO YOUR SISTER. SHE DESERVES IT MORE." I LAUGHED OUT LOUD, THEN OPENED MY PHONE. SECONDS LATER, MOM SCREAMED: "OH, NO, NO, NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" SISTER SCREAMED: "OMG! NO! ARE YOU CRAZY?!"