@www.tiktokmusikjalanan1: 🎵 "yang Tanam Telur bisa hidup"🥚😂 Lagu satire ringan yang terinspirasi dari momen viral yang mengundang banyak tawa dan diskusi di masyarakat. Dibawakan dengan nuansa jenaka, lagu ini mengajak kita melihat berbagai pernyataan publik dari sudut pandang humor, tanpa kebencian dan tanpa menyerang siapa pun secara pribadi. Kadang sebuah ucapan bisa memunculkan banyak tafsir, banyak pertanyaan, dan tentu saja banyak meme. Dari situlah lagu ini lahir: sebagai hiburan, parodi sosial, dan ruang untuk tertawa bersama. Kalau menurut kalian, kalau telur ditanam itu yang hidup apanya? 😄 Jangan lupa like, komentar, dan bagikan jika kalian juga suka lagu-lagu humor, satire, dan kritik sosial yang dikemas dengan santai. #TanamTelur #LaguSatire #SatireIndonesia #HumorIndonesia #ParodiIndonesia

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Ratu Allor86 Family PSST :

telor di tanam jd tumbuh kuping mata hidung 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤭🙏

2026-08-02 21:09:09

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veraveronica5557 :

tanam telor jdi bayi pak 😅😅

2026-08-02 22:55:50

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MUKTIO"77"ENGKOL :

asyik lagu nya

2026-08-02 22:41:14

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Itha @r ooy :

ampun suhu ..

2026-08-02 23:23:59

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HANIFA123 :

tanam telor hidup nya ayam😄😄😃

2026-08-02 23:00:07

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Sipri [email protected] :

tanam juga ikan lele

2026-08-02 23:11:48

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ditadianasari6 :

kadang presiden kita kalo pidato untuk bikin lucu .. itu tandaa ada sesuatu yg sbntr lagi k bongkar tunggu aja ...

2026-08-02 23:22:53

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umimukaromah107 :

sabar sabar

2026-08-02 23:03:39

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Hamizan Evano :

ampunilah dosa hamba ini karena telah memilih iblis

2026-08-02 22:33:35

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Utinehanbin :

[Stiker]

2026-08-02 23:22:56

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Ipan Tri :

anehhh ya

2026-08-02 23:05:14

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anna anton :

Mungkinkh juga yg tanam mayat bisa jg hidup😳😁

2026-08-02 23:22:58

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Helene Holly :

sdh kacau banget 😭😭😭😭

2026-08-02 21:28:25

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Boy Roedy :

kdg kasihan lihat presiden skrg,tiap hari CUMA jd olok2 warganya untungnya beliau sudah punya ajian RAIGEDHEK,jd g ngaruh buatnya kalau g punya ajian itu,pasti pilih diam🤭🤭🤭

2026-08-02 22:34:14

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Ruby alexabrina :

Astaghfirullah 🥺 semakin kesini kok semakin🤦

2026-08-02 22:08:03

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Nur Hasanah :

🤣🤣🤣

2026-08-02 22:04:17

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Roolspide :

whuahahahaha

2026-08-02 23:29:16

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🦋􀰂✯ͥ ͣ⃟⃟ ͫ⃟☠︎︎𝖘𝖆𝖈𝖓𝖍𝖎 :

bukan telor tapi burung wowo😅😅😅

2026-08-02 20:35:33

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ABU FADHILAH :

hahahhaa itunya Wowo yang hidup

2026-08-02 19:04:04

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