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Lucid :
People don’t get he’s rushing on saying it because he doesn’t believe in their whole belief system as lanterns and shit 😭😭it leads to parallax
2026-08-24 07:50:07
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prime117 :
For those who are complaining, just to remind you, he's been doing this for nearly 30 YEARS. so, of course, you get tired having to say those words after doing this crap that long
2026-08-24 08:36:35
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Gushergutz🖤 :
It’s like saying the pledge of allegiance as a kid it’s gets fckn old
2026-08-24 09:43:21
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karimjeweler :
It’s so realistic. Imagine having to say this every time you charge your phone
2026-08-24 16:04:16
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Vinícius Bersot :
Inbrightestdayinblackestnightnoevilshallescapemysightletthosewhoworshipevil'smightbewaremypowerGreenLantern'slight.
2026-08-24 06:39:20
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Moyji :
His old ass doesn’t wanna utter that oath😭
2026-08-24 11:45:01
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lukinhagsouza :
bro this scene had me dying, he’s absolutely done saying this multiple times a week after 30 years
2026-08-24 07:45:25
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Watercooler :
I know nothing of GL who is Parallax?
2026-08-24 08:17:41
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noctcos :
Bro is over it after 30 years💀
2026-08-24 07:01:14
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nav1 :
honestly that's really disrespectful to the whole green lantern fandom
2026-08-24 07:44:02
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Nick b :
it was like he didnt want to give John the satisfaction of hearing him actually say it lol
2026-08-24 06:55:35
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K💫 :
Okay so ima put it in simple terms for yall.. imagine having to repeat the same oath for you to go to work for 30 years would u say it slow and steady or say it fast n quick to get to work???
2026-08-24 08:41:26
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FlutzsV.S :
does nobody get the premise? this is a disgruntled hal jordan. he wouldnt want to have to recite it in the first place
2026-08-24 08:48:36
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Sber_Alteria :
Imagine saying ts everytime you're charging your phone. I bet its a pain in the ass
2026-08-24 13:37:47
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THE__BRATT😶🌫️😶🌫️ :
me typing same password everyday
2026-08-24 17:31:47
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Luis_Rafaiel :
I think it's ok, sounds like he is praying
2026-08-24 15:58:25
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𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐳𝐨𝐮𝐪 :
Bro was just driving dead bodies around
2026-08-24 18:37:25
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Kuroneko :
To everyone who complains that this is somehow disrespectful and ungracious. Do you also insert the charger with a breathless attitude when you charge your iPhones? The guy has been serving for 30 years; for him, it’s already routine. Try reading any prayer for at least a week, every day. I’m sure that by the end of the week you’ll be reading it as quickly as possible, just to get on with your own tasks. Perhaps believers will object that they already read prayers, but let me remind you — Hal is a cynical pragmatist. The equivalent of an atheist in our world.
2026-08-24 09:30:53
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angusdsbeast :
I've never watched it I'm a larper but is there a reason he never charged if before?
2026-08-24 07:12:30
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Faiez_Burn :
I thought you need to say it loud and proud? he says it like it's an inconvenience
2026-08-24 08:28:29
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DayAppleAn :
I mean, dude is over thirty. It might’ve felt cringe at first when he was starting out, but now it’s more like the pledge of allegiance where you wanna get through it.
2026-08-24 13:51:14
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Average Edits :
Anyone mad about how he’s saying it is just a fake GL fan. If u actually read GL comics from back in the day then the oath is a tedious thing you probably glance over every issue. This is exactly how an experienced lantern would say it. If I don’t have the energy to read it enthusiastically every issue I never imagined he’d be saying it enthusiastically every time either.
2026-08-24 15:27:44
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RuneHammer96 :
60 years old, bro has said this oath every day for almost 40 years I’d speed run the oath too at that point
2026-08-24 11:59:05
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