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BEAST OF CHAN 👾 :

bro used dark manipulation to bring pure joy

justalittledeer :

You forgot the part where they run away and block you because they were convinced you were being manipulative.

Mr_H | Computer Engineer :

30 40 years

zet :

30 to 40 years

ᎫႮՏͲ ᎷϴΝᏆᏦᎪ :

man... I'd HATE if someone do this to me....

Ilaira :

When actual love becomes a tactic….😐😐😐😐😐

somesnacks :

anddd they think ur plotting smth so they drive you away and u realize u just wasted ur time

marcusmacgregor :

Nice prank!

DETStudy :

Why are people so scared of Love bombing. I'm not saying that's what he's talking about here.. just reading through some of their comments. We all need support in our life

Khollinz 🥷 :

Isn’t that marriage

THE GOATS OF YAPPING SESSIONS :

that's called a Job

info_acc 🧩🧩🧩 :

we are the ones being manipulated here.

@Plottwist.exe :

the after 6 months boom

scorphyn :

*deletes paragraph*

Isis Jade | Law of Delight :

Doesn’t work with cluster B personality disorders lol!😆

Gaia :

Last sentence hit me

Bill Westwell 🇨🇦 :

This. This is good. 😊

Sannu Sha :

😂💯💥 well dam

Men’s Identity Store :

30 - 40 yrs

JaydenXII12 Dickson :

I thought bro finna say 30-40 days😭

havoc09 :

bro that's Love😂😂

Matriolope :

Dude ... seems like marriage 😂

PalasRaven :

Mk-_- :

I think bro is discribing how he’s life been going 😭