larissa sump
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Thursday 01 October 2026 00:02:14 GMT
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SkogsWife👩🏼🚒 :
I told my kids that the rainbow oil stains in parking lots are from kids who got hit by cars for not holding an adults hand.
2026-10-01 13:48:54
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Emily :
I told my sons that the reason I don’t have a wiener is bc I didn’t potty train so mine fell off. They potty trained so mf fast.
2026-10-02 09:45:45
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🌺 the nice one 🌺 :
If they behave nicely from Monday to Friday, they won’t have to go to school on Saturday and Sunday
2026-10-03 16:19:02
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ElizabethC | IVF Mama | SAHM :
My daughter wouldn’t take her antibiotics for her ear infection. Told her if she didn’t she’d lose her hearing. I muted the tv and just started mouthing stuff to her. She took it and I unmuted the tv 😂😂 ✨magic✨
2026-10-02 03:13:52
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🍰StrawberryShortcake🍰 :
My son swears he hates salmon, he loves beach chicken though 😂
2026-10-02 04:06:26
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danivladovic :
Give my kids each a wet wipe and let them play whoever comes back with the dirtiest wipe wins. They find the most hidden spots that I never would have gotten clean and keeps them busy forever. Saw this in a reel but my god does it ever work.
2026-10-03 18:13:33
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Janice Bishop :
I pretend to not understand my sons homework so he will explain it to me. He teaches it to me and it helps him retain the information better. He thinks I’m rather dumb but it works, no fussing over homework anymore because the enjoys teaching it to me while he does it!
2026-10-01 15:11:56
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Bryan Vara :
When my son would ask for a bedtime story I would just summarize a SpongeBob episode
2026-10-02 08:14:17
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mattie barrier lopez :
everytime we brush our teeth our taste buds change so we have to retry foods to see if we still don’t like them
2026-10-01 03:54:27
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Victoria Leigh 🫶🏽🎸🏝️ :
Can’t wait for the reverse in 15 years when the post says “what’s the most unhinged things you parents made you believe growing up” and finding the kid that said my mom called salmon beach chicken [Tears of joy]
2026-10-05 15:57:49
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M. 💛 :
Me, a child therapist, reading every single comment for ideas to help parents out:
2026-10-02 14:24:09
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Holly :
Told them that when they lie their ears turn red. They cover their ears when they aren’t being truthful
2026-10-01 02:27:03
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Erica LolaLuv :
We couldn’t get my son fully potty trained, only pee no poop. He stayed with Grandma for the weekend and she told him if he poops in his pull-up again she is gonna poop herself and make him change it… He was fully potty trained after that statement 🤷🏾♀️
2026-10-02 14:10:24
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Mocha Moments :
I told my granddaughter the veg soup she wouldn’t eat was actually fairy soup. She had no problem with it after that
2026-10-17 00:34:51
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madysinjimenez :
so am I the only one using La Lorna on my kids👀
2026-10-02 23:49:08
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𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖔🗡️ :
These are evil I cannot stop laughing
2026-10-17 00:24:46
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PhantomValkyrie :
The sleepy fairy only comes if you close your eyes, get comfy, and think of good dreams.
2026-10-17 00:19:35
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CulinaryQuest :
I potty trained my son and made sure he could aim by putting a target sticker in the toilet. Perfect aim, no mess
2026-10-17 00:15:50
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jewelly_beans :
I dance in public if my kids act up. I got so sick of the embarrassing behavior that I told them I'd out embarrass them. If they start fighting or acting ugly, I just ask them, "Y'all feel that beat?" NO MOM GOD PLEASE NO ok then, let's act right.
2026-10-03 11:41:43
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pickle :
I showed my daughter videos of Stephen Hawking to stop her from hanging upside down off the couch
2026-10-02 13:56:04
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Claire :
I told my daughter she couldn’t turn 4 until she started wiping her own butt
2026-10-02 10:04:52
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Hali :
When my son wants a toy at the store I take a picture of him holding the toy to “send to Santa” instead of buying it. Works like a charm & then when Christmas comes around I already have a list.
2026-10-02 14:25:27
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autumnpopp :
I told my son bugs will go in his mouth while he’s sleeping if he doesn’t brush his teeth because they wanna eat the food that’s leftover
2026-10-02 20:11:41
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sarah brooke • CHS :
We told our 2 year old his pacifier has to be put on the charger during the entire day so it can be used at bedtime
2026-10-02 00:19:05
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Jaiceeeee🖤🦓 :
I told my son when he talks to me crazy it physically makes me sick bc I’m his mom and I made him in my tummy so when he’s bad it makes my tummy ache so when he is being disrespectful or doing something he shouldn’t I start gagging. He’s 8 and it’s still working
2026-10-02 00:13:15
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