@dadchats: Maybe even flee the country

Sasshole Since Birth :

Seems like a logical thing Mr Poop would say to someone, honestly 🤷🏼‍♀️😂🤣

Jamie Knotts :

It’s the munchkin drive thru saga but volleyball!

NotAnEcho :

You should have booped him on the nose. Ya know, for good measure. 🤣🤣🤣

Candace :

I once told someone thank you! She clearly got torn between saying you’re welcome and no problem. She said “you’re problem!”😂😂

Kerriemb🇦🇺 :

I was not expecting toot toot 😂

Chekkerbakker :

My brain was stuck on thinking it was two doors side-by-side rather than one after the other...

Val :

I said “I love you, too” when a person held the door instead of thank you. I was tired.

Beck🫧🦋 :

When I worked in retail, I was trying to tell customers have a good night, and I told them, “go sleepy night, night!” And then I told them, “maybe I need to go sleepy night, night.” 😂

Ryan Jensen🏳️‍⚧️ :

All my brain can think of

Nik-Knack :

Someone once asked me my name after we had been talking for a few minutes and instead of saying “no worries, my name is ___” I just said “no”

Pipersmom :

Now adopting “please, thank you and toot toot” one phrase covers it all.. 😂😂😂

Jenni-O :

On brand [Tears of joy] thanks for the laugh! Toot toot to you too sir.

kayla.ann1122 :

toot toot is not what I expected you to say, but then again the whole munchkin thing was an interesting combination of words too, so I'm not surprised 😂

Aeroblade3 :

My coworker held the door for someone and they said thank you. He went to say “no problem” but also wanted to say “you’re welcome” and ended up saying “you’re a problem”!

Deandra 💜 :

Honestly I think we have all involuntarily said something weird when trying to respond to a stranger

Rosario :

Toot toot poop!

📣💖CoachJenn💖📣 :

Look on the bright side maybe he also works at THE Dunkin’ Donuts and already knows?!?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jewel🌈 :

Love this

Melissa 🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :

Well once I opened the door for the postman and my brain decided that the little box in the black bag he was handing me was a gun… so I ducked and hide… he was so confused … I just sat on the floor and laughed

Dawn 🇨🇦 :

This has been my every day life for all of my 60 years 😅 so awkward 😭!

KerriB :

At least you didn’t say love you [Tears of joy]

pattymeasel7 :

you are the best!! I would join your brain and say BEEP BEEP!!

MacMomma :

Two weeks ago I told my coworker at my new job of FOUR months, “I love you!” with my WHOLE chest… What my brain said but my mouth forgot, were the words WORKING WITH… I meant to say I love WORKING WITH you. 💀 😂

Andrea user7043175938082 :

I love your brain. always keeps us guessing and it's never not funny

The Frazzled Phoenix :