@stcharlos: Such a bum #onepiece #slander #agendapiece #viral #akainu Akainu is genuinely the most overrated magma merchant in One Piece history. 😭💀 This man has spent his entire career getting carried by his Devil Fruit and acting like he’s the final boss when he’s really just a glorified government employee. 💀 Bro fought a 72-year-old Whitebeard who was already sick, injured, and barely standing, and STILL got sent underground like a Minecraft villager. 😭🙏 Imagine having one of the most destructive Devil Fruits in existence and your greatest achievement is punching an elderly man with a terminal illness. 💀 Then there’s his legendary ten-day fight against Aokiji. TEN DAYS just to beat a man whose entire ability gets countered by magma. 😭😭 Bro had the elemental advantage and still needed overtime, extra time, and a penalty shootout. 💀 And let’s talk about his performance as Fleet Admiral. This man got promoted and immediately became the world’s highest-paid desk ornament. 😭🙏 Every time we see him, he’s sitting behind his desk, smoking cigars, yelling at subordinates, and complaining about paperwork. 💀 Dragon is out here running a revolution, Luffy is becoming a Yonko, Blackbeard is collecting Devil Fruits like Pokémon cards, and Akainu is still waiting for his printer to finish. 😭😭 Bro talks about Absolute Justice but can’t even get absolute control over his own employees. Fujitora openly disrespects him, Kizaru does whatever he wants, and the Gorosei treat him like an unpaid intern. 💀🙏 His fans genuinely believe he’s going to fight Luffy in the final saga when his actual final opponent is probably going to be an Excel spreadsheet. 😭 Bro has spent more time arguing with the Five Elders than fighting actual pirates. 💀 The only thing he’s successfully defeated since Marineford is his office chair. 😭🙏 Akainu fans keep saying “YOU ARE NOT READY FOR HIM” like we’ve not been waiting over a decade for this man to clock out of work. 💀😭 This isn’t HIM. This is the world’s strongest middle manager. 🌋🤡

jeeble :

stage 30 cancer hakiless wb had him stressing bro 😭😭

sky :

notice how he's lighting up his surroundings just to not get offscreened by Blackbeard

Laucake :

Btw he’s spinning the lava behind him too so he can farm the low level traitors running away

Zaire :

Give me magma Give me justice give me more One hp yonkos or i am finished 😭✌

Emile_DV_ :

bro was killing his own subordinates just to avoid fighting full hp whitebeard

WhiteBeard🥶💯🔥 :

Peak slander

TASK 4 :

and his bum ahh attacked 1hp kuma

Choppodile :

first ever "king of pirates level" character to be harmed by devil fruit only 😭✌️

Witch5695 :

"he's looking west to counter dragon"

somemexican :

Stage 49 cancer with basic haki and multiple wounds and had him tunneling underground till he died

offscreenyonko :

Whitebeard still whopped his ahh

Mario :

you don't get it bro he's in sword so he's gonna get a flashback in 50 chapters detailing how he was crying inside during marineford

複| Bяσσκ 绳ツ :

And still managed to almost die against wb too💔

vokankek :

Mf hasnt done anything since marineford and he somehow gets stronger every year (according to his glazers)

spudjohnson :

maybe him and dragon are pen-pals, telling eachother all the gossip

KAJ :

1 hp ?and hes the one made wb going 1 hp

𝕕𝕠𝕠𝕞 :

and then getting up after a decade to try and kill kuma only for him to make an easy escape ✌️😭

olss0808 :

Liam :

Rinji o Maior Advogado Do Gojo :

1 wb punch took bro out of the entire manga lol😂✌✌

ILoveYoruichi :

1hp stage 82 of cancer in its final phases base armament and observation haki holding back his fruits power as to not hurt his children and also gets a heart attack if he tries to use conquerors haki, akainu fought the most nerfed character in the story and genuinely lost

🐎🩵 Johnny Joestar ⭐️🐎 :

But bro lowkey getting a backstory saying he was abused by pirates as a youngster and became a marine after Sengoku beat them up so we could(potentially) feel sorry for him

-__._____._ :

if he stops sitting at the desk dragon will win their haki clash

John Dough :

𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓪 :

charlos alyways cooking up peak