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ba.1673
BA1673 🔻 :
i thought the onion does satire this is 100% true
2026-11-02 01:52:24
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the.cantic
☭.🙃.☭ :
It's funny because it's true
2026-11-01 20:06:00
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spicysoupandrice
Doomonicon ☭ :
Do you guys even post satire anymore
2026-11-01 20:39:32
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alexkanh
𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁𝔂𝓼 :
Oh, they just doing news news now. We done broke The Onion 😭😭😭😭
2026-11-01 20:10:26
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wmute
wmute :
It's peak.
2026-11-01 20:06:08
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brandons_bee
Brandon :
head of the pac
2026-11-01 20:03:07
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ryjcops
Ry :
@TeamHaleyStevens
2026-11-01 20:09:07
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